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The AAC Conspiracy

Auto Insurance
Auto Repair
Car Rental

So the one person that reads this blog knows that my car was recently destroyed by a hit and run driver on July 12th.
My car is still in the shop, which made me think I believe I may have uncovered a conspiracy!

My insurance policy allows for a 30 day rental car.
After that I have to pay.
So my car was damaged enough to have to take a month to repair.
The insurance company knows that now they are going to be out the $30 a day for a rental for the next month.

The following is a dramatization of events I believe actually took place

Insurance Guy

• "Hey you are getting paid no matter what, and we bring you a ton of business. We know this is going to take a month...but would you mind maybe taking a month and a half?? Before you answer.. remember we bring you a LOT of business"

Auto Repair Guy

• "No Problem"

Insurance Guy goes to the Rental Car Guy

Insurance Guy

• "Hey man, I just made this deal with the auto repair guy. He is going to hold on to my customers car for two weeks longer than was quoted. Now..You make a tremendous amount of money from our referrals. Lets make a deal that if we have to pay the full 30 days on a rental car, you will only charge us for 2 weeks......How do you make up the other 2 weeks you say?? Well.. we have this deal with the auto repair guy. I make a call and he holds on to the car for as long as I want. Then, the customer will start paying for the daily charges and you get your lost 2 weeks worth of rental fees ."

Car Rental Guy

• "No Problem"

Yeah, I SWEAR this is going down!
It is happening to me right NOW!

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