Arrrrrr

My pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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After 65 days

I finally got my car back today.

September Sucks

I am having a bad month, probably the worst ever.

Mainly due to one person.

It is doubtful that this person reads this blog

Nobody reads this....

But, if it just so happens they stumble across it....


I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

and not the "oh I hate you, but I really don't"

I
FUCKING
HATE
YOU

You must watch this

The AAC Conspiracy

Auto Insurance
Auto Repair
Car Rental

So the one person that reads this blog knows that my car was recently destroyed by a hit and run driver on July 12th.
My car is still in the shop, which made me think I believe I may have uncovered a conspiracy!

My insurance policy allows for a 30 day rental car.
After that I have to pay.
So my car was damaged enough to have to take a month to repair.
The insurance company knows that now they are going to be out the $30 a day for a rental for the next month.

The following is a dramatization of events I believe actually took place

Insurance Guy

• "Hey you are getting paid no matter what, and we bring you a ton of business. We know this is going to take a month...but would you mind maybe taking a month and a half?? Before you answer.. remember we bring you a LOT of business"

Auto Repair Guy

• "No Problem"

Insurance Guy goes to the Rental Car Guy

Insurance Guy

• "Hey man, I just made this deal with the auto repair guy. He is going to hold on to my customers car for two weeks longer than was quoted. Now..You make a tremendous amount of money from our referrals. Lets make a deal that if we have to pay the full 30 days on a rental car, you will only charge us for 2 weeks......How do you make up the other 2 weeks you say?? Well.. we have this deal with the auto repair guy. I make a call and he holds on to the car for as long as I want. Then, the customer will start paying for the daily charges and you get your lost 2 weeks worth of rental fees ."

Car Rental Guy

• "No Problem"

Yeah, I SWEAR this is going down!
It is happening to me right NOW!

The Big Weekend Teaser #2

Damn! This is impressive!