Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Lily Allen Rules



I love Lilly Allen, I just got her full album and it is pretty good. It is rare for me to listen to a whole CD without skipping to the singles. I particularly like LDN you can listen to it on her myspace.

I recommend picking this up. Nicki said this is the first British singer that actually sounds British when she sings. I'll have to agree.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Weird Ass Week

· vu [dey-zhah voo, vyoo; Fr. dey-zha vy] –noun
1.Psychology. the illusion of having previously experienced something actually being encountered for the first time.
2.disagreeable familiarity or sameness: The new television season had a sense of déjà vu about it—the same old plots and characters with new names.

I have experienced a deja vu recently like no other I have ever had.

When I was still working at H2H I had a vision/deja vu type experience where I was working in a large building in a sea of cubicles. On Tuesday I was at my new job, in a big building, in a sea of cubicles and I had another deja vu. The same fucking thing that I saw while working at H2H was exactly the same place I was at that exact moment in time.
**(Jillian I may need some spiritual advice!)**

I am freaking out, I guess this might be compared to a religious type experience.
After explaining this to Nicki, she said Deja vu is basically something that is meant to happen. I am in no way a religious person.
Those that know me are aware of my position on religion.
But after this experience I really started to freak out.

Move to Wednesday...
So I am sitting at home, playing MLB 2007 on my Xbox.
Running out of Vodka.
I know I must leave my game and venture to the store to purchase more. However I keep on putting it off. Finally I decide it is time to go.
So I am in line at Ralphs waiting to purchase my liqour when I look over and recognize a girl standing in line across the way. She bore a striking resemblance to my ex-girlfriend of 3 years who I had not seen or heard of in 7 years.
I was like no way that is her...
purchased my vodka and was walking out of the store when I hear "Robert, is that you?"
Holy Shit, it was her.... I could not believe it.
Now many of you have never heard the tale of Nicole
(yes, I seem to have a weird thing for girls named Nicol)
She was crazy, like bi-polar type crazy. I'll give an example...
One time I was checking out some porn on her new computer.
Then one day I am at work and she calls me in hysterics, saying
"You need to get the fuck home right now" balling her eyes out.
So I go home and she is sitting in front of the computer with one of the websites I was checking out on the screen.
She begins to lose her mind over the fact that I was looking at porn.

Fast forward to last Tuesday night...
ME - "So hey how have you been, how is your family?"
EX - " I am good I've been modeling and dancing, I don't really talk to my family, I am
basically like the black sheep."
ME- "I am SO the black sheep of my family"
EX - "Yeah ever since I started modeling for Penthouse they have not really talked to me"
Me - (thinking in my head) I fucking knew it, I knew she would end up the adult industry
(reinforcing that fact that I think I can see the future) "Wow really?!?!?, Huh"
EX - "yeah I also am doing a burlesque show at the Viper room"

OK, so000, like I totally knew this chick was going to end up in porn, that is weird.

So I now have:
1 ex who is a suicide girl
&
1 ex who has been in Penthouse

BUT Most Importantly

I have the woman of my dreams and the love of my life.
I love you Nicki

That is really all that matters.

My question to you is, have you ever had a deja vu experience like this before???

Please leave a comment.



Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The White Stripes First View - 'Icky Thump'

The White Stripes have released the first video of the forth coming album. Which by the way if you pre-order on iTunes you will get two tracks that will be unavailable unless you pre-order. Anyway, you can watch their new video here.

I think it is brilliant. But I am biased because in my mind Jack White can do no wrong.

I highly recommend buying this album! I have already put my pre-order in. It is very rare for me to buy music but The White Stripes have never let me down.

On a side note... I just got done watching the season finale of LOST.
Hands down, it was the best 2 hours of TV I have ever seen.
If you do not watch LOST please stop reading my blog.

**UPDATE**
Except for Charity, since she is the only one that reads this.

Monday, May 21, 2007

I Love Movies


Ok, so The Dark Knight is currently filming. I love Batman, I loved Jack Nicholson as the Joker back in the day. When I heard they cast Heath Ledger as the new Joker I was pissed. Until I saw this picture.
They had an awesome marketing campaign for this movie. They started with this website
Then another website came out that is no longer available. Basically this website you entered your email address and then they gave a code to enter. When you entered this code one pixel was revealed from the Harvey Dent website. So once they had so many people add this code the entire picture was revealed. Which was the picture of what the Joker will look like in the new film. I think it is brilliant and I love how the Joker looks. This movie is going to fucking rule.

Another movie that I was not so sure about is John Rambo. Yup. Stallone is reprising his role as the bad ass Rambo. I was also not sure about Rocky Balboa but I rented it a couple weeks ago and I would say it was the best of the Rocky films. Anyway John Rambo looks bloody as hell, way more violent looking than the previous movies you can see about 3 minutes here.

UPDATE***

Ok so about that other batman website I was talking about earlier. It is right here
when you are at the page, click on the page, then click edit at the top of your screen, then click select all. WTF! brilliant you know what, I am just excited right now it would be best if you just go here and read about it.

Video for work



Here is a video I did for work. It is a lottery show I came up with as an incentive for our field delegates.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Shank the Bitch

I can't believe a certain Heiress has already had her sentence reduced from 40 something days to 20. Why? And now she will get a celebrity cell away from Gen. Pop. Is this teaching her anything? What is this teaching the young girls that look up to her? Take you medicine BITCH!
How can you not know your license was suspended??? You got a FUCKING DUI!!! HELLO!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Words of the Day

Kiss my ass Charity, I've been busy. I'll try harder to update this more.
My new job is crazy, lots of work lots of information.

So the Transformers movie is about to come out. When I first heard they were going to do this movie a couple years ago I was pissed. I loved the Transformers as a kid and I did not want them to fuck it up. Well, the new trailer came out today and it blew my mind! Starscream looks awesome! The way he jumps up, does a flip while turning into the jet! I am actually really excited for this movie. Not that I will go and see it in the theatre, that would require me leaving my house.
So Shia LaBeouf is the star. He is a pretty good actor, been getting a lot of good roles. He was recently announced to play the son of Indy in the new Indiana Jones movie(another movie I can't wait for) He was also in that Project Greenlight show, which was pretty good.

OK that is enough, I have to take the dog out.


Saturday, May 12, 2007

Word of the Day

du·bi·ous [doo-bee-uhs, dyoo-]
1.doubtful; marked by or occasioning doubt: a dubious reply.
2.of doubtful quality or propriety; questionable: a dubious compliment; a dubious transaction.
3.of uncertain outcome: in dubious battle.
4.wavering or hesitating in opinion; inclined to doubt.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Word of the Day

per·snick·et·y [per-snik-i-tee]
1.overparticular; fussy.
2.snobbish or having the aloof attitude of a snob.
3.requiring painstaking care.

What Does This Mean?

Have you seen the E.R. promo commercials?
The tag line at the end of the commercial is "All new episodes until the end of the season"
Isn't that redundant?
Would they show repeats until the end of the season?
Would they have "All New Episodes Until the End of the Season" and the season finale was a fucking repeat?

Maybe I just don't understand, either way it pisses me off!

FYI
I have not watched E.R. for years, since Clooney. I don't know why this upsets me so much.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Do I have a blog? Uh... YEAH I DO!

Not that anyone reads it BUT...

I started my job.

I would say that is my excuse for not blogging but I have also been too lazy.

Actually, I forgot that I even had a blog until a couple minutes ago.

Job is going good, a lot of room for growth. They are hiring about 75 more people.... so if anyone is looking for a new career let me know. I'll write more later.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Happy Birthday!!

To ME!!

Celebrities that share my B-Day.

David Beckham (32)
Brooke Hogan (19)
Jenna von Oy (30)
The Rock (35)
Stephen Daldry (46)
Christine Baranski (55)
Bianca Jagger (62)